“Beware the Dead”

Beware the dead, for sometimes . . . they arise;
It seems they’re discontented with the grave.
Pallid skin, missing limbs, and rolled-back eyes.
Necrotic ne’er d’wells tend to misbehave.
The zombies stagger onward to their goal,
never stopping, unable to feel pain.
Single-minded, lacking immortal souls,
forever moaning their desire: Brains.
But alas, fear not; all hope is not lost.
Well-placed head shots can help keep you alive
Keep your gun loaded, no matter the cost;
Remember this in order to survive:
Keep your cool when the fan’s struck by the crap,
And most important, always double-tap.

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